Stamp Collector

Woman, getting married for the fourth time, goes to a bridal shop and asks for a white dress. "You can't wear white" reminds the sales clerk, "You've been married three times already."

"Of course I can. I'm still a virgin," says the bride.

"Impossible" says the sales clerk.

"Unfortunately not," the bride explained.

"My first husband was a psycologist, and all he wanted to do was talk about it"

"My second husband was a gynecologist, all he wanted to do was look at it"

"My third husband was a stamp collector, God, I miss him"